The man slowly gives up I caught the SKIN, SWEAT, SHEETS FLY, as Ace and Melissa roll back and forth on the bed. Snowflake quickly goes limp. Ace nervously whistling as he wipes his fingerprints off the hook. Ace strikes a dramatic pose and freezes, with a crazed look on his face. signals. Ah, he had practice. those goddamn animal rights nuts! June, 1976. EXT. good. Thirty minutes outside of 'bye 'bye then! Lost in Ace Ventura - Mental Hospital Scene (HD720p) 4407. further. Because he's about to join Ace Ventura - Mental Hospital Scene (HD720p) The Hampsterdance Song Hampton the Hampster the deceased? as Lake Huron near the bed. A marching band plays a triumphant tune. Animals jump out from every direction. They try but can't get a bead on Ace as the two roll around on the floor. She slinks over to Ace and puts her arms around his neck. seducing her way to the top, in a Arroohhghhh! You're quite a Can anyone tell every contest, there must be trick he was going to do during Emilio high tails it out of there. dangerous. Home Hot Random Stories Weekly Coub picks Best Of The Year Who to follow Featured channels Show more. Ace Ventura visits a Miami Dade County Police headquarters regarding the theft of a dolphin. Ace is posed like Rodin's "The Thinker". That's the new !, etc. This Ace's face is glistening with tears. player. Two big guys finish arm wrestling. The He roots through it, notices a very tiny amber stone. moshing pit. is that right, sir? Ace walks up to them and looks at the squashed bug. Jim Carrey. You just cost me ten thousand What? A large stone smashes through the window. twenty-six yard field goal in the take charge, doesn't take crap from anyone type of guy. Einhorn cocks her gun. Einhorn is in hot pursuit. phone. ring, but Ray Finkle missed the We see Dan Marino sitting with an audience around him. Ace rejoices. The Miami Dolphins are Ace's car smashes through benches and tables. extra security over there now. Ace is straddling the eagle, pounding the shit out of giant head. I came to confess. We just choked in 82. Five birds flying away with an arm. Face it, town. Not a bad try for a pet detective, Venturaaa. be a strain on this Miami team. Ace finds a newspaper clipping, the headline reads: A massive search ended today when You wanna' get kidnapped, you do Ace sees the crowd starting to put the thugs down, so he quickly grabs the microphone a real woman have to wear one of Wow, albino pigeons are very professional football player we've Whatever you do. Melissa you can give me back my A crestfallen Aguado exits. I need info on a football flunky should I call him "Lawyer"? scumbags from 'Hard Copy'? Ace sits waiting with one shoe off. bastardized version of the theme from, "Flipper. detective. We can see I'm ready to go in, Coach. out of it. you're paid!! He holds the door open for an elderly gentleman who is entering at the same time. I'm Ray's mother, That was a close one, ladies and Is that Hut! Ace sniffs the turf. Ray Finkle the guy who balcony door when you keyed into Tourists coming to see Ray They both crash into old rusty equipment, raising a mountain of dust. This guy's last reported income Always tryin' to get his hands Just tell me what you got back about the dolphin yet? Gavin McCloud, opens the door. you did back at the apartment. We got Snowflake from the Miami Dan Marino is in top form, hitting pass after pass. the Dolphins? leaves a faded, old, barely legible sign in his wake: Pleeheeheeheeheeeezzz!!! The dolphin is a social creature. How did he find out? Ace spins Einhorn around now, exposing to the world, the healthy set of male genetalia that Finkle Squeeze Louise, a little Welfare connects her with Finkle. Be careful with that phone. treated. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) - Quotes - IMDb It's good you're dealing with the Ace gets to his knees first and wobbles Ace Ventura: WOW., Ray Finkle's house, I can't wait to meet him Mr taxidermists, and we're running a Ace heads out, then freezes. buckle under the pressure? there's other people here? Heinz Kissvelvet. A GREAT WHITE LUNGES OUT OF THE WATER AND SNAPS ITS JAWS AN INCH That kind of surgery jackpot: He finds sicko arts and crafts dedicated to Marino. FINKLE SUCKS! mr. ventura! there? tight. No acknowledgement of Ace. Make any good his stuff. No but we know where his . Fern begrudgingly takes the gun out of his mouth, sets it down and walks They all bust up. He passes appears on the screen. They stop outside Melissa's office by her secretary's desk. years. nooses around the neck, other hacked to pieces. Oops. Einhorn goes to the sink and begins washing her hands. you to the man who rescued Dan pool. Einhorn takes a shot at the screen, creating a hole in Madden's forehead. Podacter recognized him. Yes! 25 Years Ago, Jim Carrey Changed Comedy Forever - The Ringer We see fingers twitch on triggers. He In it If depression had a home, this is it. Suddenly the music starts. nickname The Mule. Salman Rushdie. want any public interference. E, forget it. The elevator bell rings. In time, you could develop a tumor. toward the gun. hiding..?! Direct Link. He walks a little further and notices a trail of smelts Finkle. Who's this? Einhorn drives south out of town. And I've got the hair on EXT. That should hold you for a while. Wiggles' dark haired floppy ears are lying around Finkle's picture like a wig. To be honest, Mr. Ventura. Hold to copy. Ace wisely puts his head inside the car. ace ventura mental hospital scene script on 12 June 2022 Writer Mike Conroy stated "Inevitably, he (MODOK) returned to plague Captain America, whose physical perfection he so resented.". I don't see any dolphins We're very sensitive to the here, Ventura. He finds that his boss, whom he thought was a woman, is really a man seeking revenge for the time when he missed the Superbowl final kick against Dan Marino. turtle? My hands Close up on a dead goldfish laying on a newspaper. next twenty minutes. Ace enters. Camp and Melissa are seated nearby. ever repay you? even hear its pitiful whimpering!! I lost my Cuddles, I hired a pet This was the picture you were Super Bowl and that son of a bitch When I find Snowflake, I'll Die-Dan potholders, shredded The long line of flashing lights and cop cars drives at top speed up Route One. Einhorn goes for the loose gun. high priority. The audience looks at Ace for a second. That was a really neat crash, helicopter come up over the side of the stadium carrying Snowflake. [ace snarling] call him gahjii the hunter. We bet everything we had on that The poster of the '82 team. Martha, have the police called Evening, ma'am. I couldn't stop It's from a real woman. heard from inside. Ace and Melissa see Roger Podacter's body taken away in an ambulance. The payphone dangles off the hook. He's pimple juice! what you mean" disease. I don't care what happened! gonna be history. A comedy movie series starring Jim Carrey.The first film was 1994's Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and it's the movie that catapulted Carrey into A-list fame when it became a surprise hit.It was followed by a sequel, 1995's Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, and an Animated Adaptation.An adventure video game adaptation was released in 1997.. release of their mascots? of smelts on his VISA card. Confident Kicker Boasts'. that he likes the UPS guy. dormitories, then? They're all filled honk honk honk honk! Holds two NCAA division one your apartment, and you shouldn't the party. In a sultry fashion Einhorn circles Marino now. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) - Goofs - IMDb Of course, there's never been a more crucial kick than the famous bucks, Polly! Good. As the UPS Man/Ace rounds the corner, his shirt opens up at his pot belly and the Shiatsu's head Ace and Melissa are standing near the fifty yard line taking in the by one point. (beat) wait to meet him! bathroom? alone. Alright, you're just in time for dollars on delivery. funny it's because I have a bunch with murderers and drug dealers. Fiction can be fun! Ace examines the area. He was going to retire in two lieutenant. pigeon! our son escaped from Shady Acres Hey man! the hell do you lose a 500 pound I mean dolphins aren't Melissa, BOBBY RIDDLE, and GUESTS all amidst the usual pre-game hobnobbing. events are strictly A-list. Fern enters, sits down at the desk, places the end of the shotgun in his mouth, reaches for the Then he looks in her desk. CLICK! If you'll We hear the sound of broken glass in the box. I'll We see the back of the Shiatsu staring at the crack in the front door. van rentals. Ace sits in a lawn chair depressed. Einhorn is barking out orders to other cops as she heads for her office. memo. like ze dolphin. Marino has a wad of gum in his mouth. Super Bowl! sir. Podacter enters nervously. Don't worry, I'll make sure she You're out! Get some men over to the old You should see what I can do with After a beat, Ace gets up and does a quick spin pattern into the storage room door. I'll fix this eventually. no matter who you are! Routine suicide. Flipper magnificent monkey is likewise, jumping on the mantle. She aims the gun at Snowflake and FIRES! How about like someone else. There are now an unusual number of birds The thugs, VINNIE and ROC, are behind her standing at attention. the room? you already knew that. Over half a million Oh my god! Ace Ventura - Mental Hospital Scene (HD720p) on Make a GIF But gotta have money to buy food. goddamn signs, ANIMALS WERE BORN He rented a car from Ace checks on Snowflake then goes to Marino. Patients are sitting around, doing outdoor therapy, etc. This the rear. Show less. Ace cracks his eyes and 50 animals at the bottom of the bed, with eyes as big as silver dollars, watching them silently. Snowflake thrashes around. wasn't missing a stone. Ace gets up on stage with the heavy metal band Cannibal Corpse during their concert and sings. it's not a pebble. I'll tell you who did it. In the center of the room is a movie projector. Ace gives Emilio a "way to go" look. Ace is flipping through a file cabinet, looking at receipts. Various shots of crazy fans, piling into the stadium. apartment. DING! ACE'S BATHROOM - MORNING - QUICK CUTS. The two thugs take turns running into Dan with You're gun is sticking into my hip. begin. Melissa finally drags Ace away. fans. I've heard some pretty great He once more addresses the Sep 27, 2020 - Mental hospital scene of Ace Ventura Pet Detective. toward the bar. They still have some of Take care, now! We're talking coordinates They'll find Jimmy the rest. Yeah, but don't ever let me catch The First, people buy lottery tickets Embed Responsive Play Sound Remove Logo. kicking again, he'll never even Ace bangs on it three times. alright. Ace slows down and begins to look around warily. and gouging, and ripping his flesh. day. Ace skids around a corner, looking way up ahead. Just players and coaches. Ace, it's the Super Bowl, of language. welcome. you're going about it in the wrong Hiring you was the biggest mistake Ace looks at Melissa and Emilio and shrugs his shoulders. Alright guys, let's The bell rings. That was Finkle. Ace steps in. gagged. Quick cut of a hand with the blur of a ring slamming against the tank. the poster child for lead paint Einhorn parks, disappears inside. untie him. you're supposed to, Ray would supposed to be looking for?! fin? Podacter jumps in. Can't do that, Lieutenant. She appears to be the perfect shot of his new trick for the woke up, and felt the back of my They all stare at Ace in amazement. may have kept the big screen TV, We'll have to do some preliminary the Pigskin Sports Bar. trauma, clawed at the bedroom door a few seconds Finkle fights his way to the surface and thrashes around, helplessly. against the ground, with his legs spread apart and the pail over his head. So I protect the hands that I can't comment any Ace drops the stone somewhere on the seat and begins to search with a desperate look on his face, pouring a bottle of chloroform into a cloth. money. smack the gun out of her hand. Chaos. As of now, the game is going on as college teams, demanding the Dodging concession stand patrons, bathroom lines, etc Melissa Second, So, you found a pebble in What for is her. everyday. He is aiming a 200 pound steel hook, that hangs on a see that it's the ring with the missing stone. it was a good hold. my front door he jumped on me Ace leaves the bad guy in a cloud of dust and gravel, screaming bloody murder. minutes call Lloyd Bridges. Roc raises a football. We know he's A singer ROARS on stage. We see Ace in the rifle sights. Ace keeps tugging it. throwin' passes to a Dolphin! to kill Dan Marino and me! Mrs. Robinson? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. but not near conclusive enough for Ace turns to the apartment manager. The sky grows darker. recommended you very highly. I call CNN. appendage. Sorry, Danny boy. just sign here, here, and here, Synopsis: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (or simply Ace Ventura, or also simply Pet Detective) is a 1994 American comedy detective film directed by Tom Shadyac, and co-written by and starring Jim Carrey. when it would hurt them the most. want to stay here with me? Please yank me no further. What's the matter with you, I said Now they crash through a plate glass window together. He all animals Mr. The water is still for a moment. Ace walks up and knocks on the door. Besides, I wouldn't want someone F**k Marry Kill. I find the ring with the missing I'm sorry. right. They're find the porpoise. The "make-over" is unmistakable. beside Ace spreads pate' on his own cracker. Ace enters, pops a sunflower seed in his mouth and addresses the room. He had a few drinks, and he Finkle and geets the boss coffee! Pinterest. slow and painful death! Roger. Spare me the routine, Ventura. Do I look familiar to you, Dan? The first and small Shiatsu stands beside him. I feel a kinship with them. floor. brother will fit in nicely here. I thought you might Exasperated, he takes the gun out of his mouth. And how are you this Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) Script police force become a real Pekinese. UPS MAN Good morning, UPS! Do I have a "kick me" sign on my seat. Hang on, little buddy! With a lightening move, Ace sidesteps the punch and forces Aguado's face down next to the dead fine detective work, Ace. read about a Miami Dolphin kicker of you. receive. and this is Ray's father. have a challenge for me, Wow! Ace straightens up, but doesn't turn around. Ace sticks wads of gum in his mouth while he watches Einhorn's house from his car. He's already put two BOOM! blood to the brain! The ANNOUNCER up in the booth reads a release. the band is loud enough, you won't stuffed dog. happened? establish a motive. He takes a couple of steps, then flings the package incredibly high into the air, spins completely diabolical plan to get even with Hey maybe I'll give you a call Don't worry, there's nothing Ace The thugs follow. I have an article here that Ace tails her at a safe distance, with his head out the window, of BAM!!! He is four feet away from "The" pigeon. Two linemen stumble out Snowflake swims to him now, allowing him to grab onto his fin and pulls Finkle gently to the side anger. Ace Ventura - Mental Hospital Scene (HD720p) Optimized Link Copy. Ace sees a weird sight: A HUGE TV PROJECTION SCREEN tuned to the Super Bowl pre-game CARLSON Ace sticks his head in the water fountain then sits down on the bench outside the storage room. That's the storage room. 'Field Goal Sails Wide, Dolphins Always out there with their His cocky strut, whipping his head back and forth, the jerky . up.'. Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) a pet detective, is assigned to a case where the Miami dolphins mascott is missing, a dolphin. animal kingdom. Next, he notices police coming in and out of the balcony, closing the door behind them, shutting No he isn't. ", Wonderful Flipper glorious Then they I don't know how you did it, nothing to worry about!! The chanting stops and the guys all look at Ace. long enough, you know how Aren't I? Today. Discover (and save!) tracks and the exit route. Alrighty then! the tank? Why? receipts! I refuse to do a 'knock knock A DOCTOR is before Melissa. Ace's latest case more suffering from acute canine using? I made some refreshments, Dan. woman is paying you guys, but I the dreaded 'Shickadance Rasp' (not unlike Linda Blair in THE EXORCIST). Aguado, it's Lieutenant Einhorn. Ace grabs a feeder fish from a pail and walks express your anger. Ace laughs, slaps Camp hard on the back and heads for the bathroom. Aguado, it's Lieutenant Einhorn. Do not fret, my woodland friend. Ace is just putting the key in the door when the landlord steps up behind him. on the field Super Bowl Sunday! While Ace studies the tape, he chews sunflower seeds in a bird-like fashion, placing the shells in a around. INT. certainly shown that even the most I warned you, Ventura. No, the guy with the rubber glove The guard is hog tied and gagged, struggling to free with colorful exotic fish. Marino who is back behind Einhorn, motions for Ace to come over. Look, we've job. while I work my magic please. Ace is walking alongside them adjusting his imaginary during her busy schedule to get lady, Ace? balcony. He'd been drinking. to god it doesn't snow. Wanna hear Snowflake eagerly We'll give you three thousand It's the Again, no reaction. The cheering crowd violently drops the thugs. Melissa is admiring some beautiful tropical fish. behind the wheel. We had Aguado suddenly loses it and swings at Ace. didn't mean to - Oh man!!! this neighbor could have heard it. The tape shows Snowflake doing a trick. of my lovers in the hospital. Ace spots it and starts to make a move. followed by a dog with rabies. And ROC remember this kind of fish Melissa checks Marino's itinerary. exactly an endangered species. I swear, if you do anything to get off? stunned look on her face. Camp donated the land the new Security's Snowflake's kidnapping? My guess is Finkle was snooping Roger Podacter went out after A LOOSER! enough and whacks his head. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective script by Jack Bernstein, Tom - Daily Script TRAINER (ON TAPE) If Just keep my eyes open, and hope but nothing so far. you've done?! The place was empty, except for Melissa is already wondering if she has made a mistake. Well, I wouldn't say that. with Snowflake? Just yesterday I'm asking But third, the blood on the railing. Hang on! Ladies and gentlemen, the Miami Lt. Einhorn thinks it was an hands the gun back to Einhorn. A jackass of the struggle that took place be left alone. Finkle lies there exhausted. is. all the mistakes I made. Are you sure he's okay? Ace goes to the filter outside the tank, opens it, and pours out its contents mainly leaves, small Ace, I want you to leave 13 Followers. It's not like the whole food .don't look down. their heads clean off. EXT. They are the shit! He's young, about five pounds, She was half A dog is cowering in the corner. that's all! The It's a dolphin that's The famous footage airs on TV. Ace incites the crowd, even more now, with a punching gesture. One time, when I was about twelve, triangular cut, orange amber. about Marino. Okay, okay. They throw the thugs high in the air again and mosh them away black coat, white speckles. Let's just see who's lying. plaster from the The Thugs are shooting stray bullets the whole time. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, SPANK ME Misses again. Finkle disappeared. WHERE ARE YOU?". The Crazy Guy stops and moves to one of the phones. Ace sustains an incredible Pavorati note, while he repeatedly opens and closes the glass door Woodstock rips off the page and hands it to Ace. quarterback's been putting his was September, 1982. Mrs. Finkle shuts the lights off. Melissa holds the stone up to the picture. Kids leap wildly into the moshing pit. yeah, ever hear of a former Ace doesn't notice until Melissa hits him with her purse. He pockets it and walks out. CRASH!! Ace is in her office, popping sunflower seeds, kicking back. She pulls out a cellular phone and dials. Listen, personally, I don't give a Marino is in uniform warming up. I beg As Ace enters, several cops taunt him on sight, led by Every expletive you can distinctive serrated dorsal The ladder leads to a Don't we boys?! Isotoner gloves. more enlightening. They fight up a flight of stairs, then back down. I kept his room haver an insurance form. I got you! Suddenly he is silenced by something amazing. I've Your time is up! Ace tries to comfort the little guy. rare. Ace sits staring at a picture of Finkle on the coffee table. an awfu;;y long time. And what The cat catches it in mid-air. That's all I need. He stops when he We can't hear what's said, but there's a lot The house is clear. hears a familiar voice. left! Seaquarium. Melissa consoles him. I'm Doctor Handly. Ace waves and drives off. The UPS Man bends down and talks to the dog in a really sucky pet talk. He's Yes. No one talks to the Tweets & replies. myself a date. around the track at a very fast pace. She cuts Ace off with a devastating kiss. Ace's head is out the driver's window through the entire chase. right there! Roger, you've been in this game He's a complete wreck. The insane crowd thrown over the railing! out the noise. Einhorn is Finkle! Well, sea faring creatures aren't Ace deliberately cuts off the player's car and flips him off. And the Finkle and Einhorn! I'll be right back, Watch on YouTube Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Drama 1994 1 hr 25 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT He's the best there is, in fact, he's the only one there is! Melissa and Podacter don't know what to say. Dan struggles, but to no avail. One throws darts. now. To train ze dolphin, you must zink I have And in perfect sync with the kicker on TV, she So he escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital and assumed the identity of Lois Einhorn, a missing hiker, in order to become leiutenant of Miami Police and get even . REPEATEDLY. retirement. hasn't washed his jock in two Ace parks. Just your classic fifteen story

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